Writers are forgetful,
but they remember everything.
They forget appointments and anniversaries,
but remember what you wore,
how you smelled,
on your first date…
They remember every story you’ve ever told them -
but forget what you’ve just said.
They don’t remember to water the plants
or take out the trash,
but they don’t forget how
to make you laugh.
Writers are forgetful
the important things.
Oh, my heart is melting.
me to my ex when he tries that bs lol
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
it’s not fair that that happens
It makes it sound like the English language had gone out to dinner and had had too much to drink.
The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out...
watching two really opinionated people have an argument
when they’re both wrong
SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENEDDouche: heyNice girl:Douche: HEYNice girl: what?Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick... ...
can’t wait to not get kissed again this new years